SIMON SAYS – The Perils of Poor Editing and Lack of Attention to Detail
March 11, 2010 by Adrian
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In some previous articles here, we have examined the importance of editing and revision and how many new writers may overlook these important steps in the writing process. However, even the most experienced writers can make mistakes. Here are just a few examples that slipped through the net, from the worlds of literature and journalism.
He crossed one leg over the other and planted both feet firmly on the ground.
This could be an interesting maneuver to witness.
He put his hands on his knees and held his head in despair.
This person appears to have two sets of arms.
She ran down the beach and cast her eyes out to sea.
Did the girl gaze out onto the horizon or throw her own eyes into the water?
We will not stand idly by and be murdered in our beds.
I’m not sure how many people could actually sleep standing up in bed, but I guess it could be possible
Last night’s result isn’t as good as it sounds on paper.
A reporter’s take on an unexpected outcome to a sporting event seems somewhat confusing.
There’s a huge question mark hanging over him after the last game.
A below par performance by a player prompted this remark.
It shows what a hot seat that number six shirt has been.
We know what this means, but it certainly sounds very odd.
If Beethoven were alive today, he’d be turning in his grave.
This headline appeared above an article about a rather substandard orchestral performance.
New Hospital in the Pipeline.
Another newspaper headline, referring this time to either a very large pipeline or a very small hospital.
The soldiers were close enough to see their enemies eating their lunch through binoculars.
Initially this one seems to be okay, but is actually nonsense.
And finally, a classic ad from a local newspaper
German Shepherd. Eats anything, fond of children.
So the next time you might feel tempted to skip that final read through of your work, beware. It never hurts to do that one extra check.
SIMON SAYS – Writers and Seasonal Affective Disorder Part Four
March 3, 2010 by Adrian
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Many people are adversely affected each year by the winter blues, and writers are no exception. There are many ways to combat SAD, including antidepressants and other medications, but bright artificial light treatments are common as a means to give the body more exposure to the light that is lacking once winter approaches. For SAD sufferers, shorter days and long nights can initiate depression, excessive fatigue and other issues. Not simply the ‘winter blues’, seasonal affective disorder is recognized as a form of depression, which can have serious consequences.
However, you don’t have to mourn the passing of summer by looking ahead with a sense of impending doom and there are many ways to cope with feelings of lethargy and mood shifts in fall and winter.
Make your home or writing workplace brighter by opening blinds, perhaps even adding extra windows and trim tree branches or bushes close to the house that block sunlight.
If a trip to warmer latitudes isn’t in your budget, get outside as much as you can, taking advantage of the sunshine even on cold winter days. Regular physical exercise can also help with stress relief and prevent the onset of SAD. Feeling more fit makes you feel better about yourself overall and generally improves your mood.
Giving in to those winter blues can also be stressful and lead to overeating, overindulgence in alcohol or other unhealthy pursuits, so you need to take care of your body, watch your diet and get enough sleep.
Make time to relax and get away from your writing once in a while, especially if you work at home. And even if you do suffer from cabin fever, make sure you invite people into that cabin for a tea or coffee on occasion during the winter or at least go to visit theirs. Writing is a solitary and often lonely profession and staying connected with your friends and acquaintances, and not just on-line, is vital if you are to get through the winter.
SAD may be a fact of life for many people out there, but it doesn’t have to be a sad part of your life during the darker winter months, so keep writing and get that book finished. After all, there may be someone in a sunnier place beating you to it.
SIMON SAYS – Seeing the Light – Writers and Seasonal Affective Disorder Part Three
February 25, 2010 by Adrian
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There are undoubtedly many writers who may suffer from SAD and who are as a result less motivated to write in the winter months. And yet, when we think of our ancestors who had no access to artificial light to illuminate the gloom of winter, they still managed to write and their work is no less impressive.
Early Man may have created his cave paintings in the daytime when ferocious wild beasts were less likely to be around. Yet the caves themselves would certainly have been very dark and the pictures painted by the light of a flaming torch.
Fast forward to the classical world of Greece and Rome and the great works of Plato, Aristotle, Virgil and so many others may have been composed at night, with very little illumination.
Monks in the Middle Ages would also have worked all year round and such works as Beowulf or the Anglo Saxon chronicle would never have been written if everyone in the scriptorium had SAD.
But did Shakespeare only write in the spring and summer? Candlelight was his only option if he chose to write his plays and sonnets after the sun had set. The same applied to Samuel Pepys, who we can assume wrote at least a portion of his diary entries in the evening as he recorded his reflections on the day. And Pepys didn’t just write about his experiences in the spring and summer, but throughout the year. And of course Charles Dickens was a prolific writer for twelve months of each year, with only candlelight, oil or gas lamps to enable him to write in all four seasons.
SIMON SAYS – Writers and Seasonal Affective Disorder Part Two
February 18, 2010 by Adrian
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The effects of the changing of the season on a person’s mood and energy level, even those people in apparent good health, are well documented and it is common for people living at high latitudes to experience lower energy levels in the winter months, both north and south of the equator.
So how does this affect those engaged in the business of writing?
Are those writers in Canada, the northern USA, Alaska and Scandinavia less prolific in their output in the winter months?
Does the cloud cover in Seattle or Vancouver or the rainy climate in Britain and Ireland reduce the amount of literary work originating in those areas?
Do American writers in Florida create more prose between October and April than their counterparts in Minnesota or the Dakotas?
Is a writer in Australia or South Africa more likely to produce a larger body of work because he or she has the advantage of more sunlight?
Many of us may prefer to escape to the sunnier environment of Mexico or the Caribbean each winter, but would it be to our advantage to live there permanently, in order to become more proficient at our chosen craft?
Is a writer deprived of winter sunshine less likely to write that best selling novel in the colder months than his colleague elsewhere who may have the advantage of more hours of sunshine per year?
Magic and Stories for Children – This Week’s Teleclass
If you write for children and/or teenagers – or you yearn to write for them – I’m sure you’ve noticed that paranormal stories AND movies are really, really HOT right now!
Children’s author Simon Rose is a master at creating stories that include all sorts of paranormal elements, and he’s presenting a teleclass this week called Magic and Stories for Children: Part 1 – Fairy Tales and Familar Faces.
Find out more about this exciting LIVE teleclass and how you can register for it here now!
