SIMON SAYS – The Perils of Poor Editing and Lack of Attention to Detail

In some previous articles here, we have examined the importance of editing and revision and how many new writers may overlook these important steps in the writing process. However, even the most experienced writers can make mistakes. Here are just a few examples that slipped through the net, from the worlds of literature and journalism.

He crossed one leg over the other and planted both feet firmly on the ground.

This could be an interesting maneuver to witness.

He put his hands on his knees and held his head in despair.

This person appears to have two sets of arms.

She ran down the beach and cast her eyes out to sea.

Did the girl gaze out onto the horizon or throw her own eyes into the water?

We will not stand idly by and be murdered in our beds.

I’m not sure how many people could actually sleep standing up in bed, but I guess it could be possible

Last night’s result isn’t as good as it sounds on paper.

A reporter’s take on an unexpected outcome to a sporting event seems somewhat confusing.

There’s a huge question mark hanging over him after the last game.

A below par performance by a player prompted this remark.

It shows what a hot seat that number six shirt has been.

We know what this means, but it certainly sounds very odd.

If Beethoven were alive today, he’d be turning in his grave.

This headline appeared above an article about a rather substandard orchestral performance.

New Hospital in the Pipeline.

Another newspaper headline, referring this time to either a very large pipeline or a very small hospital.

The soldiers were close enough to see their enemies eating their lunch through binoculars.

Initially this one seems to be okay, but is actually nonsense.

And finally, a classic ad from a local newspaper

German Shepherd. Eats anything, fond of children.

So the next time you might feel tempted to skip that final read through of your work, beware. It never hurts to do that one extra check.